Pirate Records, Rankings and Shieldholders

candy ollier

i reckon that a tattoo of a swallow on your neck and four dots on your knuckles should be worth a point or two

[Deleted User]

How many points do I get if I neck a swallow and knuckle someone with tattoos?

smiley lady (M.)

remind me again, why are tattoos getting points? Next you guys will want them for remembering to put your dirty kit in the laundry.

Jj

would it not be better if they put it in the washing machine, Jo?

;o)

smiley lady (M.)

they'd never be able to figure out how to separate the whites from the colours. I'll take control of the machine if they take it that far!

Can we add childbirth for points (and no plum, barly .. I'm not offering!)

fat buddha

jeez jo - you'll be asking us to put the bog seat back down next........

fat buddha

......and not pee on the floor

Godzilla

Put things back in the fridge, hoover

its a gradual erosion of our civil liberties

Iron Rose

"Can we add childbirth for points (and no plum, barly .. I'm not offering!)"

We have our first -5 for moaning !!! ;-)

cougie

Tattoos obviously get points as nothing is more piratey than a tattoo.

Although a wooden leg and a hook hand should get extra points.

Godzilla

only if you get -10 for being a grass

Godzilla

hmm crosspost

smiley lady (M.)

ok ok, I'm going to head off out on my bike and leave you boys to whinge.

candy ollier

the rules are simple. see post one. if you want points, do some ironman races.

[Deleted User]

7 pages...and I haven't even seen a list...or did I miss it?

candy ollier

i'm thinking of adding "suggesting new reasons to get points" and "starting lists" as reasons (alongside DNFing) for getting points deducted. but i can't as Jj will tell me off for being Barlistist.

Keg-Killer (M.) A.K.A. FeKK

TC I think Ava is going to put a list on the Pirates website over the holidays. I tihnk I saw him say that a few pages back.

Keg-Killer (M.) A.K.A. FeKK

think even

[Deleted User]

not that I care...just bored.
Everyone done their Christmas shopping?

(there goes another point)

Godzilla

yes - all of it, and wrapped

[Deleted User]

Yes, although having ordered a present for the wife today, I have now had it confirmed for delivery on the 28th December. Bugger.

[Deleted User]

and she'll think you bought it in the sales....hahahaha

Jj

I never tell anyone off for anything.

[flicks li'l bauble assertively and pads off]

Keg-Killer (M.) A.K.A. FeKK

I finish final exams today, so I'll start Christmas shopping at the point tomorrow when my hangover goes away.

Doubly Bionic Ironwolf

then I should get loads of points, 'cos I've got 4 tattoos.

[Deleted User]

-1 for Candy for over-powered motorbike accident.
-1 for me for not having a servicable bike

[Deleted User]

Candy completerd and IM on one leg. Now he has the chance to train one legged action it should be easy.

-1 point for pulling out.

Bouncing Barlist

-20 points for terrible Lawrence of Arabia impression.

[Deleted User]

for shagging lots of blokes in the desert?

cougie

Could explain why he took so long in Lanza ???