Pirate Records, Rankings and Shieldholders

M...eldy

Do I get any points for being able to knit ??

Jj

You get lotsa points for BEIN' a nit!


[giggles and scampers off]

M...eldy

you dont get any points for being a smart @rse.



<<stands on the leppies tail>>

Bouncing Barlist

"for shagging lots of blokes in the desert?"

I like your sense of adventure and initiative, im sure the extra point committee will be happy to consider any claims you have..

If you need any help gaining extra points.. immmmmmm freeeee

candy ollier

s*d off, she was talking about me. of course i'd love to have sx with you in the desert under normal circumstances barlist, but ...err.... i've developeda terrible sand allergy so i can't.

and even if i do only have one leg, you still can't catch me.

JD.

how's your foot candy?

candy ollier

still the same. i was supposed to be able to start running agin from mid-feb ish, but i can't see it. there's still a masive lump of gristly stuff on the top of my foot that makes it painful to walk. damn gristly stuff.

[Deleted User]

cut the gristly bit out?

candy ollier

i'd bodge it, i'm sure. i'm crap at DIY

smiley lady (M.)

Ergo havent you got finals as a surgeon coming up? You want an extra bit of practise?

Kanga M

Right, so having just caught this thread, I'm a lowly landlubber, and unless/until FeFe orders some kit I won't even look like a Pirate ...

candy ollier

what are you wearing in that picture kanga??

[Deleted User]

someone elses pirate kit.

candy ollier

ah well he doesn't get any before germany he can always borrow mine

candy ollier

*if*

this keyboard is sh*te

[Deleted User]

***s are working fine.

ToughGuy was a blast....you should have come for the craic....

[Deleted User]

Candy, i'll have a go at taking out the gristle, although it's a (?surprisingly) long process until strictly speaking you're allowed to do things on your own. Well, at least in the nhs. probably if it's a private job you can do what you want...

candy ollier

TC, i've told you a thousand times that you're a lovely person but i just don't like you in that way

[Deleted User]

it's prob easier to do that than messing with feet - w*nking is a lot simpler function to preserve than walking..

AndrewSmith

only a woman would say that, there are people on here who are the equivalent of olympic runners in that field, it would be like losing an arm.

Firestar

Not naming any names........

smiley lady (M.)

He managed quite well with only one arm I heard

[Deleted User]

Jo, which show offs do you know that use both?

AndrewSmith

Me, but I have got very small hands.

Bouncing Barlist

Leaves thread very quickly..........

[Deleted User]

could you clean up that mess before you though?

Firestar

It's not about how big it is anyway, it's what you do with it.

Actually, that's b*ll*cks. And if a girl has said that to you before, you know you have a small willy.

Calf

Of course that dress dosen't make you look fat luv....


Its the fat that makes you look fat!

[Deleted User]

SC - what the size of your bollocks matters?

Firestar

Touche calf.

Not if yours look like your picture TC.