Drink up now, ladies and gents. I've got a home to go to even if you don't.
I'm a tired little barmaid tonight and need to get to bed.
<<ST starts gathering glasses and wiping tables and uses that well-known trick for getting rid of customers at the end of the evening and opens all the windows and doors to freeze them out>>
Buxom Barmaid here! To celebrate the fact that it's bank holiday, the sun is shining and I did a great run this morning after my pants run last night, I am making some jugs of Pimms for anyone who wishes to partake. Come and join Womble in the beer garden for some Pimms and strawberries. Non-alcoholic punch and cold beer available as well.
<<ST puts some jingly jangly pop on the juke box and starts dancing round the beer garden....>>
MB keep dancing! After a glass or two of this Pimms, you won't be able to walk in a straight line, so make the most of your co-ordination now...it may taste innocently like fruit cordial, but boy, does it pack a punch!!
Cheers all!
<<ST pulls MB up to carry on dancing to the Beatles>>
Oh thank you, beautiful, talented barperson. I'll wait until the end of the CD then I must be off. Got Beginners' night tonight at club and have to look after them. Presuming anyone shows up.
One of those strawberry, non-alcoholic pimms would be quite nice, thank you!
Here come the Morris Men...can you hear their bells jangling as they dance towards us, waving their handkerchiefs? (or should that be handkerchieves?!?)
Chin chin everyone. No laughing at the Morris Men. Why does every one of them have a beard? Even the Morris Women?
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Can I have another pint please, and get one for yourself. Or should I have some hot water and a shot of milk?
MB, I think you should have beer, definitely. You have the constitution of an ox. Can I have a girly glass of wine instead of a pint please?
<<ST pours a beer for MB and a glass of earthy red for herself>>
Cheers everybody!
A pint of Abbots, barmaid, if you will.
I'm a tired little barmaid tonight and need to get to bed.
<<ST starts gathering glasses and wiping tables and uses that well-known trick for getting rid of customers at the end of the evening and opens all the windows and doors to freeze them out>>
<<staggers drunkenly out of the pub!!>>
Ooops, wrong pub.
<<ST puts some jingly jangly pop on the juke box and starts dancing round the beer garden....>>
Glad I came in. That sounds like a great way to spend a bank holiday. Count me in and pass the Pimms.
I'll go for some of that refreshing Pimms please. It should help me hydrate for my evening run.
<<makes way across garden dancing with hands waving in the air. Quickly sits down due to soberness.>>
Cheers all!
<<ST pulls MB up to carry on dancing to the Beatles>>
This isn't as strong as I thought.
Why are there two of you?
Do you want cucumber, apple or strawberry in your Pimms? Also fresh mint?
<<ST puts some more money in the jukebox>>
Any requests?
<<ST puts on some LZ and turns the volume up LOUD>>
One of those strawberry, non-alcoholic pimms would be quite nice, thank you!
Isn't spring lovely?
Chin chin everyone. No laughing at the Morris Men. Why does every one of them have a beard? Even the Morris Women?
Sorry, seems I fell asleep in the corner. Any more of that Pimms?