I was speaking to this Geordie girl in a bar the other day. I said "Is it alright if I call you pet?" "Why? 'Cos that's a Geordie word?", she said. "No" I replied, "because you're a f***ing dog!"
For instance Nandos has a sign that says 'Man eating chicken' .... by excluding the article it leaves room for doubt as to whether its 'a man eating chicken' or a 'chicken that eats man'.
No, it's about the hyphen. Cf man-eating chicken and man eating chicken.
No, "man eating chicken " can only mean one thing regardless of any article in front. If you want to have a chicken that can eat man you must hyphenate to say "man-eating chicken".
Thanks for that - she did laugh so now I have two daft jokes to be tortured with! She did tut though at being called "wife" - would you marry someone with her sense of humour??!!!!
Ghandi was a great spiritual leader, frail from fasting, with toughened feet from walking barefoot, and with bad breath due to a vegetarian diet. He was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis
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I was speaking to this Geordie girl in a bar the other day.
I said "Is it alright if I call you pet?"
"Why? 'Cos that's a Geordie word?", she said.
"No" I replied, "because you're a f***ing dog!"
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You're a brave man telling that joke on here, considering that there's a lot of ladies on here who can run fast.
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'Why's that?' says the bloke.
'Well the little boy in the back wrote 'STIT ROUY SU WOHS' on the window'.
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For instance Nandos has a sign that says 'Man eating chicken' .... by excluding the article it leaves room for doubt as to whether its 'a man eating chicken' or a 'chicken that eats man'.
No, it's about the hyphen. Cf man-eating chicken and man eating chicken.
And you call yourself a pedant? Pah!
No, "man eating chicken " can only mean one thing regardless of any article in front. If you want to have a chicken that can eat man you must hyphenate to say "man-eating chicken".
You've been out-pedanted ... (rasp!)
That's what makes the joke funny, as far as I'm concerned.
Leicester City Council are clamping down on people using public places as toilets after someone did a Richard III in a carpark.
Thanks for that - she did laugh so now I have two daft jokes to be tortured with! She did tut though at being called "wife" - would you marry someone with her sense of humour??!!!!
Why is going down on a woman like being in the Mafia?
One slip of the tongue and you are in the shit.
Findus Pies. All part of a stable diet.
Ghandi was a great spiritual leader, frail from fasting, with toughened feet from walking barefoot, and with bad breath due to a vegetarian diet. He was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis
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