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Dear security man,
You are a terrible security officer. To cap it all your performance today of leaping around with a clipboard trying to swat a wasp was pitiable. I did not obey your cries of "KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!!" because I am a buddhist. This also the reason I do not clobber you.
Dear woman in Micra...
Was there any reason why you were doing 20 on a 50 road, or could you simply not find 3rd???
Explains a lot!
Angel82 wrote (see)
Who is she?
AllNew wrote (see)
Daily Mail columnist.
I'm nearly 40 and my boobs still pass the pencil test.
well done to your hubby and his super sperm for getting you pregnant in the 1st month of trying and i clearly do not need to know every single thing that goes with such pregnancy and babies
i however will now go onto my 9month of trying nice and quietly
jealousy maybe but really do we really need to know that the quavar u just ate will make an appearance in less than 10mins - no!!
*Frodo* wrote (see)
She gets paid to write that drivel? <thud>
The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country; The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; The Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is. Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun? Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.
So, I belong to the group of people who actually do run the country??? Who'd have thunk it...
SuperCaz wrote (see)
I don't read any paper, so does that mean that I don't live in this country, or that I don't care about the country, or that I don't even recognise what a country is?
No, if the latter, you'd be a young American woman trying to win Miss World.
I've never passed the pencil test. I could probably hold a whole pencil case in place
The Daily Mail is unspeakably awful. I can't believe so many people read it.... *shivers*
Lee the Pea wrote (see)
SuperCaz wrote (see)I don't read any paper, so does that mean that I don't live in this country, or that I don't care about the country, or that I don't even recognise what a country is?
I don't think i've passed the pencil test since I was about 13! Apparently you are meant to do the same test for your bum That would scare me if I failed that one.
Where you see if you can hold a pencil up or not by placing it under your boob
Never heard of it for the bum though
Ah, that makes it less scary. I thought it was like for your boobs, and if you put a pencil under your bum cheek and it stayed put then you have a saggy bum!