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The Ironic Ode of the UKRWF Mature Runner
Up the airy mountain Down the rush roads We daren't go a-running For fear of Chimp's goads JJ, WeePig, Trooping all together Beardless Glenn and DB, In the snowy weather. SFH Legs and Helen Wheels, Witchie on her broom, Sagging bodies warmly wrapped And huddled in the gloom.
Don't you men have some strange tools, have just been into the garage where mens things are kept, usually a no-go area for me, but he's at work and I needed a screw driver.
Girls, girls you really must try this DIY stuff its so emaciating, I've just been using some things I think they're called pliers, for pulling screws out, why do men not enjoy doing all this stuff.
JJ I'll go back into the garage and see if I can find your dibber, what does it look like and roughly how big is it.
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Okay, Chimp, first attempt
The Ironic Ode of the UKRWF Mature Runner
Up the airy mountain
Down the rush roads
We daren't go a-running
For fear of Chimp's goads
JJ, WeePig,
Trooping all together
Beardless Glenn and DB,
In the snowy weather.
SFH Legs and Helen Wheels,
Witchie on her broom,
Sagging bodies warmly wrapped
And huddled in the gloom.
er...that's it so far.
Well, look at me for a start!
:-)
rushy roads
and chimpy's goads.
Spam haiku sheer brilliance, WP.
I've not been this excited since the anti-hunt marches of my student days...
(Fancy a boink?)
That was fun!!
:-)
Squeal!!!
You might have told me that scaley nipples was under "Embarrassing problem". I was stuck inside women for ages!
JJ I'll go back into the garage and see if I can find your dibber, what does it look like and roughly how big is it.
WW: There's a Witchy1 in the US who would like to meet you (she has been warned though).
I thought it must be a term of abuse in the US not a term of love and devotion as it is over here.
DavidB.....
I assume that you are I Ronnie
Tell me I am not mistakenly
Conversing with
A Strangeree
(Needed a bit of help with the rhyme on that last line, there, but I am only a Wee Piglet after all :-)